March 19th, 2010

Sexiest Woman Alive Madness – Anna Kournikova vs. Stacy Keibler

While we’ve spent the better part of the day refreshing our NCAA brackets and cursing choosing Villanova to make it to the Final Four, competition is just as fierce over at Esquire magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive Madness.” Seriously? Helen Mirren is kicking Megan Fox’s ass! Maybe if she stopped giving irritating interviews about not having sex, she’d fare better. Or maybe it’s those weird thumbs. Gotta be the thumbs…

But today, we focus on another match-up by way of the Sports category. Former (failed) tennis pro, who was known more for the way her back end perked up when she was preparing to return a serve than for her backhand Anna Kournikova does battle against the wrestling ring (and Dancing With the Stars) warrior Stacy Keibler. If these two were to actually fight, we’re sure about two things: a) that would be a pretty awesome fight, and b) Stacy would ultimately whoop Anna’s ass.

But, alas, they will only do battle in the virtual ring that is Esquire’s bracket challenge, and it’s a tight race. Stacy has a leg up on Anna so far, but it could definitely go either way. Helen Mirren is destroying Megan Fox for chrissakes!

We throw our vote to Stacy. Sure, Anna Kournikova gave us a reason to watch the U.S. Open back in her heyday, but Stacy Keibler provides a welcome ocular reprieve from the sweaty, juiced-up dudes of the WWE.

Originally published on Actress Archives

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